Prince Andrew an abuser of children!

I spoke to my bombastic patronising sibling last night about the Royal predicament.   She said that the Prince should get everything ‘he deserved,’ for abusing children.

I said she was assuming an awful lot.

She said she was a teacher, and knew everything.  She said she was a child at fourteen.

I reminded her of some of her own exploits when she was that age.

Complete and utter silence!

I would have liked to mention Ruth Shackleton, who I had in the sack at the same age, who frightened me to death squirting all over my nice clean bedding.

Go on then!  If you think I committed a crime, come and get me!




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