A way to solve the crisis

Dear Mr. Mayhew,
It’s a bit like closing the stable door after the horse has bolted, but why not scupper the migrant
boats before they set off.  Is that against the law…oh, dear!
It’s clear to anyone that the Government will never get a grip of this problem, so here’s a new
idea to share with the Home Secretary.
A lot of the boats seem to be inflatables.  A simple prod into the side should do the trick.
Larger vessels could probably be boarded by the navy.
Could you make sure I get the credit for any success in this matter.
Armies were always invading our country from France.

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