ON BENEFITS

HIM

Dollops of doe in the pocket

2nd hand camper van in the car-park

Never speaks

Never smiles

Several sprogs to various girls around the city

No work, due to the pandemic

Huge family rodent

Lots of mates calling round

Delivers a dozen large blue plastic containers full of clothes to the poor of Trinidad and Tobago each year

Doesn’t really live there

 

HER

Never finishes a job

Always dressed in fine clothes

Free new house to live in

Always giggling

Wears the outfits of a ten year old

Always on her smart-phone

Bullmastiff pup with enough tits to feed an army

Always wants more

First pregnancy

Always late or absent

Glazed eyes on a Thursday

Little brothers never caught Covid from the kids at school

 

 

 

 

 

 

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