Pigs to win propaganda war on knife crime

Today a young officer was resting in hospital, after suffering ‘potentially life-threatening injuries,’ after stopping a van driver on what was claimed to be a ‘routine road check.’  As the assailant lay partially conscious on the ground fellow gang members decided which branch of the media to contact first.

Smiled one young conscript: ‘the law-breaker got what he deserved.  No-one should fail to stop when we order it, and especially if they could not afford to buy an up-to-date insurance certificate. We took him down before he could attack anyone else.’

We need more beasts to carry on our mission. Every officer should be armed with a taser and hopefully, in the future, a sub-machine gun.

“No-one in their right mind should fail to trust a fair  Copper simply carrying out his duty.”




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