Category Archives: Hot Air

Decorations.  What’s the point.  You only have to take them down again.

Caroline Flint lost her seat in the recent General election and responded by nailing a long time adversary with a story of filth.  She accused Emily Thornberry of calling her electorate “thick.”  Thornbury denies calling them stupid.  She says that she has no alternative but to take legal action to prove that what she said […]

Come on you racist scum.  Take another sixty.  What are you complaining at?

Called me “Andrew…”  Dead give away!

Dear Mr BUNDERCHOOK, It was very kind of you to sponsor me, even though we have never met.   Thanks to you I will be able to live a decent life, without having to do anything too disgusting in order to eat.  I now have a smile on my face and can rest assured that the […]

Threatened with jail. Accused of being a groper of women who had a problem with women, a liar and a cheat.  Blamed for all the problems in the Health Service. Reproached for trying to sell of the National Health Service.  Branded a buffoon and an idiot. Denunciated for being a friend to the Donald.  They […]

Having been married at the age of twelve to Edward the Second, to whom she bore many children, Isabella of France, then helped to see off the charming Piers Gaveston, who was rewarded for his years of service to the king by having his head removed from his body.   Seizing power with a french army […]

Has received 33 life sentences ‘for the good of the public.’ Considered too dangerous ever to be freed. Refused to give evidence because he knew it would be an absolute waste of time. Knew the police never told any porkies. While McCann bought a packet of condoms one of his victims sat in his car […]

Shoved a newspaper in his pocket!

Paid a visit to the nearby supermarket this morning because the Little Shitzah had drunk all the milk during the night. There’s a beautiful dark haired lady whose worked their for years, but recently she has put on a lot of weight. As I rubbed my eyes at the check-out she was jigging around at […]

Human after all then.

The Little Shitzah gave me an envelope addressed to me and her from the c..nts in Canada.  She said it was addressed to us both, but when I looked closer she had added my name in a different biro.

Mum says Michael fled abroad to get away from you, and I believe her.

“An affront to normal standards of human decency!” Says pompous Oxford McVicar.

Pain-in-the-butt:  “I never read your e-mails.” Well, fuck off then!

In the face of great evil ordinary citizens, with no links to the authorities whatsoever, are fighting back against the terror stalking the streets of the capital. Tory budget cuts are thought to be responsible and not the warped cognitive distortions of reprobates, outnumbered by the ensuing mob. “A cowardly act.  He refused to have […]

Another young Muslim man dies fighting. What a terrible life he must have had after being released from prison. To harbour such hatred towards the West. Could it be that these so-called radicals have their own version of the truth, which we are not allowed to hear?

In 913, after battling against the pagan Danes, the Mercian Queen, Aethelflaed, sensing victory, had her enemy cornered in a wood.  Some of the fleeing Norse-men had gone in there to hide, fearing the wrath of their Christian foe. As they sheltered among the trees they heard the sound of axes chopping down everything around them.  […]

After thirty years of lucrative work for the legal establishment, at last we reach a fair and honest conclusion: NOT GUILTY! A tragic accident which was not in any way due to negligence or mismanagement by the people in charge. “Steady on lads.  Only use your truncheons if absolutely necessary…” “steel toe caps nicely polished?” […]

Supports Hong Kong citizens in their fight against oppression. Stick that in your pipes, you sycophantic drones of the Church of England establishment.

And the opportunity to join Isis when they reach adulthood. Another great decision by the creeping scum of the Establishment. “Where the Government can help, it will do.” “they immediately recognised their family home when they arrived back…”

‘Treasure-hunters, who found a Viking horde, and didn’t declare it, have been jailed for upwards of eight years..!’  gloated a member of the fuzz outside the Court-room today. “They failed to declare the loot within the stipulated fourteen days.  I crime that makes me seethe with anger,” he said, wiping the saliva away from his […]

DEAREST GUDRUN, We have shared many secrets in the past, including the number of times Fergie went down on me in the Range Rover. All we wanted to do was have a little fun. I wasn’t cut out for married life. Simple uncomplicated sex was what we were after. With Jeff you could really be […]

I see that Prince Andrew has been forced to resign from his royal duties.  I thought it was by performing his royal duties that he was in so much trouble. However, there’s still a possibility of throwing a little more mud in Trump’s direction, especially if Hilary gets invited to the palace again. It’s essential […]

The Social watch-dog ‘Pussy-foot,’ has uncovered new evidence today that the Conservatives deliberately tried to promulgate lies and untruths during last nights debate between the main parties. This makes me so mad I could almost resign on the spot. The BBC are quite rightly investigating why gay rights are not more of an issue in […]

Virginia Giuffre has really started life with a bang.  I predict a long and varied career, with cheque-books being waved in her direction from now til doomsday.  The thought of Prince Andrew shagging hell out of her at seventeen fills me with absolute loathing.

I spoke to Peabody down at the station today.  He opened his cabinet and gleamed over his shoulder. “Best animal porn I’ve ever come across!” ‘Whatever turns you on,’ I said. ‘Aren’t you worried someone is going to find out? The two-faced hypocritical Establishment will not look kindly on your perverse preoccupation.’ ‘Me,’ he laughed.  […]

Only went to see his friend Jeffrey Epstein to tell him they couldn’t be friends anymore. It was a good flight, with clear visibility, and plenty of nice grub.

“Margaret would never behave like that.”