Category Archives: Hot Air

MORALISTS

The greatest threat to society since…..

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Suspected brain injury….

or un-diagnosed learning disability. I saw Debbie out walking her dog on the path.  The dog which hates men, and has gone prematurely grey. I told her that the church in this town was full of hypocrites and gossip-mongers. “But that’s the other church,” she smiled. “In our church it’s different.”    

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You’re ‘avin a laugh aren’t you…

Prince Andrew touched the breast of a twenty-one year old woman sitting on his lap umpteen years ago… So fuking what!

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Deforestation of the Amazon

What?  To make way for more marvellous human beings…

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Pigs to win propaganda war on knife crime

Today a young officer was resting in hospital, after suffering ‘potentially life-threatening injuries,’ after stopping a van driver on what was claimed to be a ‘routine road check.’  As the assailant lay partially conscious on the ground fellow gang members decided which branch of the media to contact first. Smiled one young conscript: ‘the law-breaker […]

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Man bit lump out of pig’s ear

That’s an awful lot of mouthwash to pay for!

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The way news is reported…

Always reflects the bias of the media.  Mass killings, perpetrated by callous and warped individuals are ‘evil,’ yet wars instigated by Governments are for the good of the people…  

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Grieve accuses Cummings of ‘arrogance’

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Not as flat as Susie Dent

Tonight we were introduced to the new member of the Dragon’s Den.  A feisty blonde from Geordie-land, who couldn’t keep her mouth shut.  What a relief; at least she’s not as flat as Susie Dent.

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Only one of these is true

Pain-in-the-butt no longer talks to the Kevin Mom has always been a very good mom

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Always good to pick on the weak and vulnerable

Of course, it’s wrong because the Rulers say it is.

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I’ve never seen so many black people in one place

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Whaley bridge reservoir

I sincerely urge the residents, to go and stay where they like.

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War bad, peace good!

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Peabody said this…

I don’t know if agent Peabody is familiar to any of you, but if he’s not, just to fill you in: he’s been my stool pigeon for the last few years down at HQ, where he says the boys upstairs are very sick bastards indeed. According to Peabody, at least, a lot of them are […]

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Human beings

Selfish to the point of madness Arrogant beyond measure Greedy and ambitious Eager for attention Untrustworthy, dishonest hunger for power Impatient for glory Why should we expect our Politicians to be any different?  

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Okay to set your dog on travellers

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Country girls

I turned on an episode of ‘Country girls’ tonight, which I hadn’t watched before.  The daughter, sat holed up in the barn, described in lurid detail how her father had ravished her on his way to milk the cows, how awful it had been, and how it had all left a bad taste in her […]

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Forum library group

When I arrived Heather wasn’t there.  She came back from the ground floor a few minutes later. I was more tired than I realised, after cycling thirteen miles against the wind and rain. I sat down with Lucy, who is from Hong Kong, Jinga, from Bangladesh, and June, from the Charity shop on Magdalen Street. […]

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‘Micro’ flats

Just the solution to the massive rise in population.

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Trump tries to meddle in ‘justice’

We hear today that President Trump has once again stepped out of line and tried to influence the decision of a court in Sweden.  Shame on you!  This strange obscure concept, which no sane rational person could surely believe in?   Yep!  Lets be honest.  The ‘real’ judges, those stuck-up sycophants of the Establishment, ALWAYS get […]

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Sir Norman takes weed

Dear Sir Norman, Could you possibly spare me a bit of weed?  It’s not for me, its for someone else… Could you explain why the pigs have battered down thousands of doors, tasered anyone in their path, smashed up property, invaded people’s private homes, and thrown citizens into prison for something which should never have […]

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Thank your lucky stars!

I don’t have to see, that horrible family ever again.

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Russia takes the lead in poisoning

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Hong Kong: battle continues

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Jeremy Corbyn says: we are a nation of food banks…

Why don’t you exaggerate?

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I told you Janner never did it!

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Well done mom!

You hid the laundry basket in the only place I didn’t think to look; the shower cubicle.

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Further gaslighting

“You, are a maniac! “No I’m not!” The guy lit a fag and glanced at me. “How do you know whether its just in your brain?” “Are you trying to undermine my self confidence, or something…” “You are dangerous!” “That’s what you think.” “We value all our differences…” “We are all just as good as […]

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Coercive control is a criminal offence

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