Category Archives: Hot Air

The greatest threat to society since…..

or un-diagnosed learning disability. I saw Debbie out walking her dog on the path.  The dog which hates men, and has gone prematurely grey. I told her that the church in this town was full of hypocrites and gossip-mongers. “But that’s the other church,” she smiled. “In our church it’s different.”    

Prince Andrew touched the breast of a twenty-one year old woman sitting on his lap umpteen years ago… So fuking what!

What?  To make way for more marvellous human beings…

Today a young officer was resting in hospital, after suffering ‘potentially life-threatening injuries,’ after stopping a van driver on what was claimed to be a ‘routine road check.’  As the assailant lay partially conscious on the ground fellow gang members decided which branch of the media to contact first. Smiled one young conscript: ‘the law-breaker […]

That’s an awful lot of mouthwash to pay for!

Always reflects the bias of the media.  Mass killings, perpetrated by callous and warped individuals are ‘evil,’ yet wars instigated by Governments are for the good of the people…  

Tonight we were introduced to the new member of the Dragon’s Den.  A feisty blonde from Geordie-land, who couldn’t keep her mouth shut.  What a relief; at least she’s not as flat as Susie Dent.

Pain-in-the-butt no longer talks to the Kevin Mom has always been a very good mom

Of course, it’s wrong because the Rulers say it is.

I sincerely urge the residents, to go and stay where they like.

I don’t know if agent Peabody is familiar to any of you, but if he’s not, just to fill you in: he’s been my stool pigeon for the last few years down at HQ, where he says the boys upstairs are very sick bastards indeed. According to Peabody, at least, a lot of them are […]

Selfish to the point of madness Arrogant beyond measure Greedy and ambitious Eager for attention Untrustworthy, dishonest hunger for power Impatient for glory Why should we expect our Politicians to be any different?  

I turned on an episode of ‘Country girls’ tonight, which I hadn’t watched before.  The daughter, sat holed up in the barn, described in lurid detail how her father had ravished her on his way to milk the cows, how awful it had been, and how it had all left a bad taste in her […]

When I arrived Heather wasn’t there.  She came back from the ground floor a few minutes later. I was more tired than I realised, after cycling thirteen miles against the wind and rain. I sat down with Lucy, who is from Hong Kong, Jinga, from Bangladesh, and June, from the Charity shop on Magdalen Street. […]

Just the solution to the massive rise in population.

We hear today that President Trump has once again stepped out of line and tried to influence the decision of a court in Sweden.  Shame on you!  This strange obscure concept, which no sane rational person could surely believe in?   Yep!  Lets be honest.  The ‘real’ judges, those stuck-up sycophants of the Establishment, ALWAYS get […]

Dear Sir Norman, Could you possibly spare me a bit of weed?  It’s not for me, its for someone else… Could you explain why the pigs have battered down thousands of doors, tasered anyone in their path, smashed up property, invaded people’s private homes, and thrown citizens into prison for something which should never have […]

I don’t have to see, that horrible family ever again.

Why don’t you exaggerate?

You hid the laundry basket in the only place I didn’t think to look; the shower cubicle.

“You, are a maniac! “No I’m not!” The guy lit a fag and glanced at me. “How do you know whether its just in your brain?” “Are you trying to undermine my self confidence, or something…” “You are dangerous!” “That’s what you think.” “We value all our differences…” “We are all just as good as […]