Category Archives: Hot Air

The Proroguing of Parliament

The decision to prorogue Parliament is ‘un-democratic…’ AND  it seriously curtails our ability to: shout, scream, snigger, boo and hiss across the floor endlessly repeat ourselves and get no-where be the centre of attention and hand out condescension bask in the trappings of power have our name in the news/make a name for ourselves tell […]

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The wonderful Mr Boycott

Theresa May has decided to give the Yorkshire cricketer an award for all his outstanding bravery and ability at the crease.  He may have been a bit of a selfish twat sometimes but he could sure crack that ball into the stands when he really wanted to.  Sir Geoff said he didn’t give a toss […]

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Who ever took any notice of a Judge…

The decision to Prorogue Parliament has been revoked by a triad of Judges sitting somewhere north of the border.  Is there anyone who takes any notice of this shite anyway?

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Man arrested for not wearing his shirt

In our town that’s classed as indecency.  We were told that going shirtless would scare the people shitless.

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Johnson could be sent to jail for breaking the law…

Snigger Members of Parliament and their chums in the London based media.

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Mariah Carey

Hired a private jet for her pet pooches to be taken over to London. RESPECT!

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Afraid the head might get his cock out

Schoolgirls are no longer allowed to look like schoolgirls. Er, there are still male headmasters around?

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Christine’s reward

Christine’s reward for splitting with me: a job in the church canteen washing all the dishes.

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Doctor says: leave the EU and you will die

Destroy Boris, even better!

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There’s nothing wrong with Brexit

In the distant Referendum the country clearly voted to get out of the tyranny of the European club and take back control of our own borders.   People understood that this would mean a free trade agreement with the rest of the world without France and Germany dictating how we should live.  To be punished for […]

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Heseltine, likens Boris to…

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Corbyn hates the elite…

until he becomes one of them.

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Democracy at stake!

Divisive decision to stick by the referendum judged undemocratic.

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White men should be made to toil the fields…

says Pain-in-the-butt

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Prorogation of Parliament “just not sensible” says Clarke

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Antibiotic resistance

10 million people could die!

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DEAN SAUNDERS

Ten weeks in clink just for refusing to give a sample of your breath.   Only mankind could be so stupid.  Only the Establishment would think it a good thing.

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I don’t get it

Prince Andrew shags a seventeen year old woman years ago and the whole world is talking about it.  It’s even threatening to bring down the Royal family.  Oh, now I see.  It seems as if Little Lord Epstein fixed him up with her, but that she consented to sex willingly…I really don’t want to know […]

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The new Amazon fire-stick

Now up and running…

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Bring back slavery

I didn’t think it had ever really gone away.

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Sweating like a pig

There’s no way I could ever get the better of such a smart and well organised outfit.

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It’s wrong…

to show loyalty to a friend….

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Missed a penalty!

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Man assaulted with cricket ball

If this had happened in any other place Jofra Archer would have been arrested for a deliberate attack.

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PIGS

Never lie, are always kind and totally unselfish, especially when carrying a pair of hand-cuffs in their back pocket.

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Trust the Royal family…

When the chips are down; roll in the royal carpet batten down the hatches! lie through your teeth hold on to your riches then say how Prince Andrew didn’t like em young…!

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The ‘evil’ of gambling

Its okay to gamble, unless you’re a kid!

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Scapegoat

A fight breaks out between a coven of teenagers and the police over a missing insurance certificate.  The Copper clings onto the car because he wants  to be  a hero.  One of the unlucky lads who the pigs don’t like anyway just about fits-the-bill.

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INSOMNIA

Apparently, its a very common problem these days, especially with your lap-top nearby.  Alan Ladd died because of it. I shouted; “get to fking sleep!”  but it still didn’t work.

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Trump should buy Greenland…

And re-name it Redland

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