Author Archives: Peter Smith

Trump guilty of air-plane killings for failing to live up to his obligations. “It’s a great deal for our proud nation though.”

It’s Andrew we can’t bear to be near.

Jonathan was smiling a lot at the end of our game.  He still wouldn’t tell me who gave him the idea to start the library group. “I don’t want loads of kids joining,” he said. He got up again. “If you are longer than half an hour I’m sending Heather in to look for you!” […]

We had to take Sam to the Vet’s today.  He’s got a poorly eye. The Vet came to talk to me.  He needs to have some droplets in twice a day. The Vet thinks he’s bumped into something, because he is almost blind.  Mum wandered around the room.  She didn’t like the Vet talking to […]

I bank with Santander.  I have done for years.  I went in without my mother today.  She needs a lot of support these days. Donna took me upstairs to discuss the account.  She wasn’t smiling any longer.  Was it something I said…

Sydney Smith was the old rocker with the huge ginger beard, who used to live next door.  He was partly spastic, although tall, walked with great difficulty, and a swinging gait of his legs. He could pull the birds like no-body’s business.  His father was pale with brown hair.  My mum spotted him looking through […]

Saw Eric from the library again, hurrying through town.  I don’t know what those two get up to.  The runt was scampering a few yards behind him as usual.

At long last, the Democrats have impeached the President, in the hope of ending the ‘tyranny’ of Donald Trump. “We have impeached him!” “Such courage in the face of adversity.” “I had to do it for all the angels in heaven.” “It took great moral courage but at last we have succeeded.” “This phone call […]

Having been married at the age of twelve to Edward the Second, to whom she bore many children, Isabella of France, then helped to see off the charming Piers Gaveston, who was rewarded for his years of service to the king by having his head removed from his body.   Seizing power with a french army […]

And the opportunity to join Isis when they reach adulthood. Another great decision by the creeping scum of the Establishment. “Where the Government can help, it will do.” “they immediately recognised their family home when they arrived back…”

I see that Prince Andrew has been forced to resign from his royal duties.  I thought it was by performing his royal duties that he was in so much trouble. However, there’s still a possibility of throwing a little more mud in Trump’s direction, especially if Hilary gets invited to the palace again. It’s essential […]

“Margaret would never behave like that.”

Trump murdered our son.

At least he didn’t set anyone on fire.

The Duchess of Sussex was complaining about the press telling lies, twisting the facts, and carrying on a campaign of wanton persecution against their victim.  If you are poor the press can say whatever they like, and no-one, not your local MP, or even Dixon of Dock Green, will lift a little finger in your […]

Once again, the Authorities are trying to suppress free-speech, with the excuse of ‘terrorism,’ and ‘radical ideas,’ being top of their list of taboos. If free-speech only included populist work, then that would not be free speech! Their answer: “We shouldn’t let our poor young people hear any dangerous new ideas…”

When Kim Jong Un came to power he continued his Grandfather’s ambition; to become a nuclear power, and therefore to have a seat at the richest most impressive table. Jealousy fuelled his ambition.  Greed fired the anger in his soul. His grandfather killed thousands of people but was spontaneously mourned by millions, as in the […]

For those of you who ‘don’t know,’  Peter Abelard was a Catholic priest and philosopher during the Middle Ages. He became a lodger in Canon Fulbert’s house in order to teach his niece about the facts of life…and thus began a fateful and tragic love-affair.  Heloise became pregnant, so Abelard sent her away in secret […]

‘We will do everything we can to scupper this new deal.  We would rather die in a ditch in the road, than let it go through’

then why did the police charge him with it?      

Is Swapper in town?

Snigger Members of Parliament and their chums in the London based media.

Destroy Boris, even better!

Prince Andrew shags a seventeen year old woman years ago and the whole world is talking about it.  It’s even threatening to bring down the Royal family.  Oh, now I see.  It seems as if Little Lord Epstein fixed him up with her, but that she consented to sex willingly…I really don’t want to know […]

Now up and running…

The seaside town of Porthcawl is planning to install anti-sex public toilets that would spray occupants with water and sound an alarm. Violent movement sensors will automatically open the doors and sound high pitched alarms, with fine water jets soaking the interior of the units. Weight sensitive floors would ensure that only one user could […]

Now, who shall I upset today….?