Author Archives: Sarin

‘We want war with America!’ ‘We want to be the dominant power in the region.’

“It’ll never catch on,” says Netanyahu.  “We need all our best men at home to prevent further incursions into our territory.”

No they didn’t!

HYPOCRITES. There isn’t a human being on the planet who hasn’t offered something in return for information on a rival.

Decorations.  What’s the point.  You only have to take them down again.

The Little Shitzah gave me an envelope addressed to me and her from the c..nts in Canada.  She said it was addressed to us both, but when I looked closer she had added my name in a different biro.

In the face of great evil ordinary citizens, with no links to the authorities whatsoever, are fighting back against the terror stalking the streets of the capital. Tory budget cuts are thought to be responsible and not the warped cognitive distortions of reprobates, outnumbered by the ensuing mob. “A cowardly act.  He refused to have […]

‘Treasure-hunters, who found a Viking horde, and didn’t declare it, have been jailed for upwards of eight years..!’  gloated a member of the fuzz outside the Court-room today. “They failed to declare the loot within the stipulated fourteen days.  I crime that makes me seethe with anger,” he said, wiping the saliva away from his […]

The Social watch-dog ‘Pussy-foot,’ has uncovered new evidence today that the Conservatives deliberately tried to promulgate lies and untruths during last nights debate between the main parties. This makes me so mad I could almost resign on the spot. The BBC are quite rightly investigating why gay rights are not more of an issue in […]

We celebrate today, the time when our soldiers gave up their lives, so that we could enjoy and keep our ‘freedom…’

My friend Heather said a driver had cut in front of her going through town the other day.  When she got home she rang the company number which was on the side of his van to complain he had ‘used the wrong lane.’  She told me that when you drove a company van you had […]

Thought that would get you! Pain-in-the-butt again. Giving us lectures on how we should keep the house clean. “You don’t even keep your own house clean…”  I said.

“Knowing she had escaped to the States was like a punch in the face…”

Pain-in-the-butt was in the bedroom tonight. “Will you get out!  I came to see mum not you.” “And you need to mow the lawn!” “Thank you for pointing that out,” I said. “I wouldn’t have noticed if you hadn’t mentioned it.”

After being discovered in a wine bar listening to a comedian the arch-fiend, Harvey Winestain, was confronted by several furious females, who had heard about him on the news. “Aren’t you going to do something?”  One of them shouted.  “Will someone do something?” she screamed at the surrounding audience. I don’t know if she was […]

“The PM is trying to rush through Brexit by holding the country to ransome” RESPECT!

“The Catholic Church holds it better for the Sun and Moon to drop from Heaven, for the earth to fail, and for all the many millions on it to die of starvation in extremest agony … than that one soul, I will not say, should be lost, but should commit one single venial sin, should […]

Unless  I am very much mistaken, Carrie Lam is a thoroughly decent, intelligent, nice lady.  The last thing she must want is people injured and fighting on the streets.  I really don’t know what can be done to get out of this mess.  The Chinese Government have one opinion, and the Hong Kong students have […]

Due to the unprecedented rioting on the streets of Hong Kong Carrie Lam has decided to ban the donning of head gear which prevents the Authorities from recognising who you are, storing your image forever on their computer, and pursuing you for the rest of your life!  Students familiar with the concept of ‘freedom’ are […]

Another one-sided law to get your man labelled for life.

It looks as though President Trump has made a serious error, asking for information against one of his sworn enemies.  In return he was allegedly offering a bribe.  How do we know this?  Because a Democrat ear-wigging on the phone overheard the conversation and decided they would like a new penthouse. President Trump has shown […]

The decision to prorogue Parliament is ‘un-democratic…’ AND  it seriously curtails our ability to: shout, scream, snigger, boo and hiss across the floor endlessly repeat ourselves and get no-where be the centre of attention and hand out condescension bask in the trappings of power have our name in the news/make a name for ourselves tell […]

Theresa May has decided to give the Yorkshire cricketer an award for all his outstanding bravery and ability at the crease.  He may have been a bit of a selfish twat sometimes but he could sure crack that ball into the stands when he really wanted to.  Sir Geoff said he didn’t give a toss […]

or un-diagnosed learning disability. I saw Debbie out walking her dog on the path.  The dog which hates men, and has gone prematurely grey. I told her that the church in this town was full of hypocrites and gossip-mongers. “But that’s the other church,” she smiled. “In our church it’s different.”    

Prince Andrew touched the breast of a twenty-one year old woman sitting on his lap umpteen years ago… So fuking what!

What?  To make way for more marvellous human beings…

Today a young officer was resting in hospital, after suffering ‘potentially life-threatening injuries,’ after stopping a van driver on what was claimed to be a ‘routine road check.’  As the assailant lay partially conscious on the ground fellow gang members decided which branch of the media to contact first. Smiled one young conscript: ‘the law-breaker […]

Of course, it’s wrong because the Rulers say it is.

We hear today that President Trump has once again stepped out of line and tried to influence the decision of a court in Sweden.  Shame on you!  This strange obscure concept, which no sane rational person could surely believe in?   Yep!  Lets be honest.  The ‘real’ judges, those stuck-up sycophants of the Establishment, ALWAYS get […]