Billions spent on vaccines no use against the new strains.
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Violent rapist sentenced today!
“There’s simply no explanation for what he’s done…” “I needed to hear all the sordid little details for my peace of mind.”
Eileen B.rton
I met Eileen a few weeks ago. We went cycling together a few times and got along very well. She rang me every night and spoke for hours. Yesterday she came across with a chocolate cake all the way from Ely. We had a great day in the garden. She knows I can’t leave my […]
Unconscious bias training
Learn how to eradicate all your homophobic prejudices and become the only living zombie.
John Bolton, couldn’t get a hard-on
Spent most of his time sharpening his pencil Sat on the john thinking of new ways to spike the President’s coke Twisted everything Mr Trump said in a bid for fame and glory Peeved at being dumped in the trash after falling asleep at his desk Felt let-down after a life-time of grease-balling Angry that […]
Grand Goblin of the invisible Empire
The time has come for us to make an urgent appeal to members of the public. Our membership has been falling for a number of years, but we hope to recruit many new members in the coming months. Membership is on an ad hoc basis, with fees paid up front and donated to our royal […]
Disproportionately affected by the virus
“If we don’t do something soon, the population will go on growing!”
Rich countries who made the vaccine not allowed to benefit
‘Rich’ countries, who have ploughed resources into creating a vaccine, for the virus created in a lab, or festered in the bat’s wings sold on the open market….should not be allowed to profit, say human rights campaigners and charity workers helping to promote a rise in the poor African population…
Observations in space
Due to the rate matter is moving, the passage of light over many millions of years and the space-time continuum, when we observe the farthest galaxies, we could be looking at our own beginnings.
The terrible Jelly-man
I had an e-mail the other day from my old college chum, who I had talked out of his obsession long ago. He still insists on sending me flowers and a card each spring, in memory of the time I stopped him from buying his twelve year old neighbour a box of chocolates and a […]
Plane over-head
A white aeroplane was circling over the garden today. The pilot came round at least three times. I imagine he was saying to his passenger/s: “Hey, see the red head on him!”
Protect our NHS!
“Saves lives” “Bit of a moving feast” “Government talking up the numbers” “People told to stay at home”
Ryan and Crick Funeral Directors Inc.
I heard from Ryan at the town hall that the first case of corona-virus has been found at the Bure Valley Zoo. Apparently his aunty told him. Crick has been broadcasting it all round town in between having his hair parted by his mother.
Budgen’s Post Office staff…
Don’t seem to have a clue what they are doing. I asked several times for some information, but the lady did everything she could to avoid answering me…
Counter girl
Called in the bank today. “‘Where is everyone?” No response. Paid in my cheque. “Is there anything else you’d like us to do today?” “Like what…?”
Sky news: Trump no good!
The American economy will fail A test for Corona-virus a waste of time We don’t like him New Chinese super-bug tested first on peasants
The door left open
When I came back the Little Shitzah said Janet round the corner had left all the lights on in her house today. ‘How did you know that?’ I asked.
The Society of Friends
We’ll always help….to label you, especially if you’ve been in any trouble!
BIG EARS
Pete asked about the game, and said that “it was only a flash-in-the-pan…” I said I couldn’t make it, because I had a lot on next week.
Several years ago…confessions of a Stalker
Several years ago I employed a Private Investigator to track down my ex. She went to the door with a friend carrying a briefcase, inside which lay a hidden camera. It made very uncomfortable viewing, seeing the old house, the kids and hearing the sound of everyone. She looked harder and older than before. I […]
The problem with poorer families
Mum always insisted we use the same bath-water, starting with the youngest. I never knew whether I was sharing the slime with some of my sister’s boyfriends spermatozoa.
On the band wagon
Rape victims stay in touch with their attacker for career advancement… Says Nancy Pelosi look-a-like.
“Lovey”
“You dumb mug, get your mitts off the marbles before I stuff that mud-pipe down your mush – and tell your moll to hand over the mazuma” “Pin your diapers on” “Go fly a kite, go stick your thumb up your ass” “The hotel-sneak used to be my lay” “He was too far off the […]
Michael Muggins
Dear Darl’n Michael, Congratulations on your recent marriage to Pain-in-the-butt! There are a lot of very lonely people out there. I hear you are a very ‘decent’ man. Good luck to you for the future!
Shock, horror!
Eighty year old man dies of corona virus, and aid agencies plead for billions of dollars to be spent on vaccine.
Nancy Pelosi loves the Donald…
Sat behind him during the State of the Union address looking as if she could spit. Tore his speech to shreds as an act of defiance. Bitter and twisted at the lack of success. Only small hands, but that’s a lot of pussy!
Watch-out Harry!
You’re about to be dumped on from a great height.