Author Archives: Sarin

Have wives and families too!

Dear Mr. Mayhew, We have just experienced a pandemic, which may not be truly over.  There is a major war going on in Eastern Europe, which, quite frankly, we should not even be in. The country is having to adjust to Brexit, and all its complex ramifications… And the Train drivers want to strike, throwing […]

Dear Mr. Mayhew, Just a few short words as I am very tired. We had Julie Boyd here to visit us today, at my request. 1.  I have an idea how to deal with the authorities getting access to my computer, and, like the officer in town I told you about, circulating misinformation about me […]

Against a much higher force,  was won due to the French knights adhering to a strict chivalric code of honour, on the battlefield…

We wish you well, Mr. Putin.

You mean, rape, pillage and plunder, don’t you Ben…

The Archbishop vented his anger at the Government, in his Easter message, today, for attempting to re-locate some of the economic migrants, in their sardine cans, back to Africa. “This is opposite to the nature of God!” he proclaimed.  ‘You are evading your social responsibilities to house every last one of these poor men, with […]

Although the general public have been sold one side of the story, I don’t believe they ever voted for such a large sum to be given away, at a time of great hardship. Martin Lewis thinks we are on the edge of a civil breakdown. No amount of new recruits into a gang whose methods […]

But supplies as much weaponry as it possibly can from all its host countries willing to fight.

Dear Mr. Mayhew, The appalling situation in Ukraine would never have arisen if President Trump had not been ousted by the petty Western media and a lot of rigged postal ballots. We live in a free country do we, oh, alright. Russian diplomats put our own slippery bunch to shame.  I could do better myself. […]

After three days I decided it wasn’t for me. no response old and obsolete profiles fake users They charged me nearly seventy pounds for giving me a sheet of dating hints and refused to give any of it back. I SERIOUSLY ADVISE YOU NEVER TO GIVE YOUR DETAILS!

Apparently, there had been a complaint.  They wouldn’t say who’d made it or what it was about. I stared at the handcuffs jangling around the hips of one of the gang. Wayne Couzens.  Any relation?

Beth Rigby should be the last person to criticize anyone for breaking lock-down rules, but she gave the Prime-Minister (attempting to hide behind his face mask) a real grilling last night on Sky-news.  I have never seen the Prime-Minister appear so flustered and ill-at-ease.  It would have been far better not to agree to the […]

All the best! To the snoops in other places… You’re a pest!

Dear Mr. Mayhew, Many years ago, we played football, on the cobbled streets of our town, or in the school playground. We ‘Bog-Arab Paddies’ on one side, and the ‘Parkies’ on the other.  They knew who they were.  They knew where they came from.  No-body ever went home blubbering to mum. We took the piss […]

Not exactly, the brightest star in the galaxy!

As agreed, I rang  the Pain-in-the-butt, so she could speak to mum. “He’s not had very much!  You have to feel sorry for him.” And you’ve had plenty, from the age of eleven or twelve, if your diary was correct. Though, I sense, you are not getting very much at the moment…

Had a baby in her pram. Looked like a little black doll. It was nice to see her.

For the first time, really. I didn’t realize she was so lovely.

‘What’s wrong with having your own personal workhorse?’

Your knee hurts. You can’t sleep. Someone fiddling in the kitchen. Fifty press-ups on the carpet!

Billions spent on vaccines no use against the new strains.

Kept asking me if I’d always lived here.

“There’s simply no explanation for what he’s done…” “I needed to hear all the sordid little details for my peace of mind.”

I met Eileen a few weeks ago.  We went cycling together a few times and got along very well.  She rang me every night and spoke for hours.  Yesterday she came across with a chocolate cake all the way from Ely.  We had a great day in the garden.  She knows I can’t leave my […]

Learn how to eradicate all your homophobic prejudices and become the only living zombie.

Spent most of his time sharpening his pencil Sat on the john thinking of new ways to spike the President’s coke Twisted everything Mr Trump said in a bid for fame and glory Peeved at being dumped in the trash after falling asleep at his desk Felt let-down after a life-time of grease-balling Angry that […]

The time has come for us to make an urgent appeal to members of the public. Our membership has been falling for a number of years, but we hope to recruit many new members in the coming months. Membership is on an ad hoc basis, with fees paid up front and donated to our royal […]