Author Archives: Sarin

Suspected brain injury….

or un-diagnosed learning disability. I saw Debbie out walking her dog on the path.  The dog which hates men, and has gone prematurely grey. I told her that the church in this town was full of hypocrites and gossip-mongers. “But that’s the other church,” she smiled. “In our church it’s different.”    

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You’re ‘avin a laugh aren’t you…

Prince Andrew touched the breast of a twenty-one year old woman sitting on his lap umpteen years ago… So fuking what!

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Deforestation of the Amazon

What?  To make way for more marvellous human beings…

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Pigs to win propaganda war on knife crime

Today a young officer was resting in hospital, after suffering ‘potentially life-threatening injuries,’ after stopping a van driver on what was claimed to be a ‘routine road check.’  As the assailant lay partially conscious on the ground fellow gang members decided which branch of the media to contact first. Smiled one young conscript: ‘the law-breaker […]

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Always good to pick on the weak and vulnerable

Of course, it’s wrong because the Rulers say it is.

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Trump tries to meddle in ‘justice’

We hear today that President Trump has once again stepped out of line and tried to influence the decision of a court in Sweden.  Shame on you!  This strange obscure concept, which no sane rational person could surely believe in?   Yep!  Lets be honest.  The ‘real’ judges, those stuck-up sycophants of the Establishment, ALWAYS get […]

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Coercive control is a criminal offence

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Why won’t you tell me who won Heather?

I saw Heather win her thirtieth straight game in a row against sweet little Sally. “So, who won that one,” I said. “Sally’s a much stronger player than me…” she smiled.

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Head of Information

We are very lucky at our local chess-club, not only to have our own Photographer, in the shape of Mr. Denzil Love, ex Chief-Inspector (drug-squad), but also Mr. Jonathan Cring, who has assigned himself the role of ‘Information,’ or ‘Communications’ Officer.  His role is to spread around any important stories or bits of information he […]

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Broadland versus the Forum

Won my first game against Bostik tonight!  The rogue very nearly climbed out of the hole I had put him in.  In my next game I was a bishop ahead; I could see my name already in lights; ANDY WON BOTH HIS GAMES! but became so excited at receiving this free gift that I knocked […]

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Teacher of English

I was out with Virginia yesterday to begin teaching her how to write better English.  She is my first English student in quite some time but she seems very enthusiastic.  I printed her some words to increase her vocabulary.  She’s a trained nurse, but was unable to understand a particular word on my list… “What […]

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Boris cannot be trusted!

Had an argument with his girl-friend.  Imagine that!

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Have you heard what the mental little bitch has done now…

PAIN-IN-THE-BUTT I told you about me paying Jeremy all that money for the car. He never responded to my request for a bill. It was all paid in full as far as I was concerned. She has been round to see him with her book just now. He is now demanding more money for the […]

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Happy birthday Uncle Joe

Many happy returns Uncle Joseph on your recent birthday from here in the Gulag.  We are just tucking into a nice cockroach salad followed by a full bucket of piss-water.  We are still unable to get any more mud in our boots despite our best efforts and thank goodness the showers are still not working.  […]

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Margaret needs to go in a home

Why, because you and Pain-in-the-butt said so.

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Chip on the shoulder

Not that old turnip again.

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I like this new UKIP leader

Defended Tommy Robinson and other demonized scape-goats against the lies told about them in the media and by the Establishment…

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The banning of Internet porn

I wonder, just what percentage of people watch, or have seen, Internet porn?  Probably a lot more than would ever admit it. For our own good the Government are bringing in yet more laws for our safety and personal benefit. It may corrupt the young.  Someone of a slightly nervous disposition might get their hands […]

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The whim of an English land-lord

In the mid nineteenth century, when the slave trade was at its height, members of the ruling class could do whatever they liked with their property, including the administering of corporal punishment.  Slave girls could be taken to the nearest prison to receive their punishment from the professional executioner, who was paid a fee by […]

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Stay with the ACT

Little Shitzah left the ACT Centre early again. It doesn’t seem as if I will ever have any time on my own… arguing with her is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter what you say they will shit on the board and strut around as if they’ve won.

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ALC

(Annoying little crunt…) I was late getting to the phone so used the 1471 facility and rang them back. It was ‘Kevin,’ the good son.  I asked him about the doors he was supposed to be fixing but he appeared rather coy.  As I spoke the ‘Little Shitzah’ came up behind me and began pummelling […]

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Daniel must chose

As I said to young Daniel last Monday, at the chess club, as he dashed to his seat; you will have to decide which is the more important.  Your wife and family, and the people you love, the opulent luxury of your new home with its acres of land and access to the nearby sports […]

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The arrest of Martin Luther

In 1518 the Pope ordered that Martin Luther be arrested and burnt at the stake.  The Pope wanted a new church building in Rome, so was offering ‘indulgences’ to the poor and ignorant, in return for a quick exit from Purgatory.  It brought in great riches for the Vatican. Luther had told the Pope to […]

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Keith at the library

“So, why don’t you have a party to celebrate?” “Do you think you’re it?” “You daren’t look at me…” “You don’t get on with anyone” “Are you a psychiatrist?”

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Shitzah

“I never asked him to come and live here!”

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Nissan boss

“Aggravated breach of trust!”

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Genna

“You’re the problem.  You told mum I went sneaking to the doctor about her.” “When you go to ACT, be careful not to tell them too much..” About you and Uncle Chris you mean?

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Little Shitzah

“Do not call the pigs ‘pigs,’  or,  I will report you again!”

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Brunei attack on Stevie Fry-up

New laws banning gay sex have been brought in today.  Gay marriage has been out-lawed.  Taking it up the butt could result in a death sentence.

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Polygraph tests. Should they be made compulsory for all cob rollers?

“~Why are you sunbathing at your front step and not out back where no-one can see you…?” I was offered a polygraph test today, to ascertain whether I was in a relationship, or planning to have one. “What’s to stop you paying off the ‘Expert?’” I said.  “You’ve told enough lies about me in the […]

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