Author Archives: Usuli Twelves

And they are?

And getting paler all the time.

Armed robbery Pointing a gun at a pregnant female Assaulting a police officer Resisting arrest Offering drugs to a primary school Bag handler Pimping the arm of the law Saying; “Just wait till I get up from here.  I’m gonna make you sorry you even had a knee!”  

Twisting everything he says Encouraging rioters to break the law Fuelling the frenzy Praising the piss of Joe Biden

There’s a fair old chance he could be right. Let’s hope so, because a vaccine isn’t just a formality!

On the face of it, the President’s comments about injecting disinfectant straight into the body sound extremely dangerous, but there is some logic behind his thinking. He has obviously heard that disinfectant kills the virus, and was wondering if there was something in it which could be used to help cure the illness. No-one is […]

‘Not clear enough, for party goers!” says Guardian stiff.

Here in Normal-town, people do as they are told.  They never disobey the curfew. They never put other people at risk.  They always think about others.

Have been paying for dirt on Trump, for years.

First he was young, then he was old. Then he was a rapist, then he was not. We can change the law when ever we like, because we are the justice system.

We’d been childhood sweethearts for eight years until we got married.  It was only in our fiftieth year that things began to get sour.  The first argument we had was about how many lumps of sugar to put in your coffee.  I looked back at her behaviour on the park bench, where we courted so […]

I was on the West-bank today, putting out some rubbish and taking the higher moral ground. I saw some men in uniform having a bit of fun shunting a sack of offal around on the floor.  They were laughing their heads off…as it got caught under the wheels.

WE NEVER PROSECUTE ANY VULNERABLE PEOPLE WE DO NOT LISTEN TO RUMOUR OR IDLE SPECULATION OUR DECISIONS ARE ALWAYS COMPLETELY IMPARTIAL WE DO NOT HAVE ANY FRIENDS WORKING FOR THE MET

Will you please get it through your thick heads.   It’s simply a matter of having a different point of view than that promulgated by the Establishment.

Of young Sudesh Amman, shot dead yesterday while rampaging through the streets of London with a knife.  What kind of life did this poor young man have to make him so desperate and bitter.

Just goes to show; you shouldn’t read anything into things you don’t know about.

“Shocking!” says child serial killer. All sections of society should be represented.

Because they love the Jews?

In tremendous animal stampede in Iran.

Come on you racist scum.  Take another sixty.  What are you complaining at?

Called me “Andrew…”  Dead give away!

Dear Mr BUNDERCHOOK, It was very kind of you to sponsor me, even though we have never met.   Thanks to you I will be able to live a decent life, without having to do anything too disgusting in order to eat.  I now have a smile on my face and can rest assured that the […]

Human after all then.

Another young Muslim man dies fighting. What a terrible life he must have had after being released from prison. To harbour such hatred towards the West. Could it be that these so-called radicals have their own version of the truth, which we are not allowed to hear?

These farmyard animals certainly like testing out their torture toys. No identities please! It may infringe on our privacy, and anyway, we don’t like having our photograph taken.

We’ll buy your vote, just until we get into power. Alright, keep your knickers on!