Author Archives: Usuli Twelves

MIKE PENCE

‘Well done Mike Pence! In tonight’s Vice Presidential debate you were great. Calm, composed and honest, in your defence of the President. The Interviewer handled this a lot better than the last one. Joe Biden’s running mate over-ran herself, and also spoke back to you. She was unable to defend her record, because she did […]

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NOT PLAYING BY THE RULES

And they are?

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Lewis Hamilton nearly all white

And getting paler all the time.

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St George

Armed robbery Pointing a gun at a pregnant female Assaulting a police officer Resisting arrest Offering drugs to a primary school Bag handler Pimping the arm of the law Saying; “Just wait till I get up from here.  I’m gonna make you sorry you even had a knee!”  

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Media continues to stir up trouble for Trump

Twisting everything he says Encouraging rioters to break the law Fuelling the frenzy Praising the piss of Joe Biden

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President Trump says the virus might just go away by itself eventually

There’s a fair old chance he could be right. Let’s hope so, because a vaccine isn’t just a formality!

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In defence of the President

On the face of it, the President’s comments about injecting disinfectant straight into the body sound extremely dangerous, but there is some logic behind his thinking. He has obviously heard that disinfectant kills the virus, and was wondering if there was something in it which could be used to help cure the illness. No-one is […]

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Shooting in Canada

Only 19.  Was he a poor shot?

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Government health warning, advising people to self isolate…

‘Not clear enough, for party goers!” says Guardian stiff.

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NORMAL-TOWN

Here in Normal-town, people do as they are told.  They never disobey the curfew. They never put other people at risk.  They always think about others.

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DEMOCRATS…

Have been paying for dirt on Trump, for years.

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Assange protected from corona-virus!

First he was young, then he was old. Then he was a rapist, then he was not. We can change the law when ever we like, because we are the justice system.

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When rape is only sexual assault

We’d been childhood sweethearts for eight years until we got married.  It was only in our fiftieth year that things began to get sour.  The first argument we had was about how many lumps of sugar to put in your coffee.  I looked back at her behaviour on the park bench, where we courted so […]

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Bull-dozer used to clear away debris

I was on the West-bank today, putting out some rubbish and taking the higher moral ground. I saw some men in uniform having a bit of fun shunting a sack of offal around on the floor.  They were laughing their heads off…as it got caught under the wheels.

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Crime Prosecution hum-bug

WE NEVER PROSECUTE ANY VULNERABLE PEOPLE WE DO NOT LISTEN TO RUMOUR OR IDLE SPECULATION OUR DECISIONS ARE ALWAYS COMPLETELY IMPARTIAL WE DO NOT HAVE ANY FRIENDS WORKING FOR THE MET

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The so-called radicalisation of young Asian men

Will you please get it through your thick heads.   It’s simply a matter of having a different point of view than that promulgated by the Establishment.

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We grieve the death…

Of young Sudesh Amman, shot dead yesterday while rampaging through the streets of London with a knife.  What kind of life did this poor young man have to make him so desperate and bitter.

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Trump makes great phone-line joke…

Just goes to show; you shouldn’t read anything into things you don’t know about.

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Oscars ‘too white’

“Shocking!” says child serial killer. All sections of society should be represented.

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Why do British teenagers never lie…

Because they love the Jews?

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Over fifty killed…

In tremendous animal stampede in Iran.

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Personal Physician looking for work…

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Amnesty International

Come on you racist scum.  Take another sixty.  What are you complaining at?

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Pete’s wife Linda

Called me “Andrew…”  Dead give away!

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Sponsored child at Christmas

Dear Mr BUNDERCHOOK, It was very kind of you to sponsor me, even though we have never met.   Thanks to you I will be able to live a decent life, without having to do anything too disgusting in order to eat.  I now have a smile on my face and can rest assured that the […]

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Trump says Canadian President “two-faced”

Human after all then.

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London bridge is falling down…

Another young Muslim man dies fighting. What a terrible life he must have had after being released from prison. To harbour such hatred towards the West. Could it be that these so-called radicals have their own version of the truth, which we are not allowed to hear?

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Harvey Wine-stain, exposed himself to women

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The murder of Dalian Atkinson

These farmyard animals certainly like testing out their torture toys. No identities please! It may infringe on our privacy, and anyway, we don’t like having our photograph taken.

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Some things never change…

We’ll buy your vote, just until we get into power. Alright, keep your knickers on!

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