Ukraine will be partitioned along the Dnieper river, with the Russian federation remaining in control of Crimea, and all regions to the east.
Author Archives: Usuli Twelves
How about this for a dream
I was in a friend’s house. I had somehow made my way undetected into the living room. They were in the house but I couldn’t see them. It was an old person’s house, a bit drab, and dark. There was another room, closed by French-doors, in which I could see two cats sitting on the […]
An important message!
Dear Mr. Mayhew, The library is banning me, for leaving a blank piece of paper, at the library in Aylsham. They are saying that if I attempt to enter the library, the police will be called, and I will be escorted from the premises. I believe you are an MP for all the people in […]
The demonization of President Putin by the West
Made a ‘land-grab’ for territory outside his jurisdiction Flouted ‘International law,’ according to Boris Johnson… Had the audacity to protect Russians living in Ukraine Wished to expand the evil-empire at the cost of many lives brought us to the brink of war to glorify his name Condemned by International opinion Unjustified aggression on the part […]
The Cop said he couldn’t read the writing in our Care-book!
I used to work in Learning disabilities.
More respect for Putin!
Vladimir Putin is a highly intelligent and successful leader of his country. The largest country in the world, with huge natural assets. He deserves a lot more respect from Western powers, who seem to have nothing but disdain for his opinions. There is far more to his actions than we have been told in our […]
There’s a rumour going around town…
That they’ve let Geraldine Lee out again!
AIR PASSENGERS GATHER IN AIRPORTS
Ready to spread the new variant all around the globe.
Pain in the arse
Dear Sister Genevieve, I’d like you to know, we don’t appreciate you putting pressure on mum to move back to Yorkshire. She is very happy here among her own possessions and is surrounded by caring experienced people. It would be extremely disruptive for a lady of mum’s age when she is so frail, with very […]
Sudesh Amman ‘lawful killing’
Hostel staff unable to search his room for knife due to “lack of training.”
MATHEW HANDCOCK
Let it be known, that the increasing cases of the new strain are caused by idiots not having the vaccine, and not by air-passengers from India and Pakistan spreading it all over the streets of Lancashire.
MIKE PENCE
‘Well done Mike Pence! In tonight’s Vice Presidential debate you were great. Calm, composed and honest, in your defence of the President. The Interviewer handled this a lot better than the last one. Joe Biden’s running mate over-ran herself, and also spoke back to you. She was unable to defend her record, because she did […]
St George
Armed robbery Pointing a gun at a pregnant female Assaulting a police officer Resisting arrest Offering drugs to a primary school Bag handler Pimping the arm of the law Saying; “Just wait till I get up from here. I’m gonna make you sorry you even had a knee!”
Media continues to stir up trouble for Trump
Twisting everything he says Encouraging rioters to break the law Fuelling the frenzy Praising the piss of Joe Biden
President Trump says the virus might just go away by itself eventually
There’s a fair old chance he could be right. Let’s hope so, because a vaccine isn’t just a formality!
In defence of the President
On the face of it, the President’s comments about injecting disinfectant straight into the body sound extremely dangerous, but there is some logic behind his thinking. He has obviously heard that disinfectant kills the virus, and was wondering if there was something in it which could be used to help cure the illness. No-one is […]
Government health warning, advising people to self isolate…
‘Not clear enough, for party goers!” says Guardian stiff.
NORMAL-TOWN
Here in Normal-town, people do as they are told. They never disobey the curfew. They never put other people at risk. They always think about others.
Assange protected from corona-virus!
First he was young, then he was old. Then he was a rapist, then he was not. We can change the law when ever we like, because we are the justice system.
When rape is only sexual assault
We’d been childhood sweethearts for eight years until we got married. It was only in our fiftieth year that things began to get sour. The first argument we had was about how many lumps of sugar to put in your coffee. I looked back at her behaviour on the park bench, where we courted so […]
Bull-dozer used to clear away debris
I was on the West-bank today, putting out some rubbish and taking the higher moral ground. I saw some men in uniform having a bit of fun shunting a sack of offal around on the floor. They were laughing their heads off…as it got caught under the wheels.
Crime Prosecution hum-bug
WE NEVER PROSECUTE ANY VULNERABLE PEOPLE WE DO NOT LISTEN TO RUMOUR OR IDLE SPECULATION OUR DECISIONS ARE ALWAYS COMPLETELY IMPARTIAL WE DO NOT HAVE ANY FRIENDS WORKING FOR THE MET
The so-called radicalisation of young Asian men
Will you please get it through your thick heads. It’s simply a matter of having a different point of view than that promulgated by the Establishment.
We grieve the death…
Of young Sudesh Amman, shot dead yesterday while rampaging through the streets of London with a knife. What kind of life did this poor young man have to make him so desperate and bitter.
Trump makes great phone-line joke…
Just goes to show; you shouldn’t read anything into things you don’t know about.
Oscars ‘too white’
“Shocking!” says child serial killer. All sections of society should be represented.