Author Archives: Usuli Twelves

Ukraine will be partitioned along the Dnieper river, with the Russian federation remaining in control of Crimea, and all regions  to the east.

Dear Mr. Mayhew, The library is banning me, for leaving a blank piece of paper, at the library in Aylsham. They are saying that if I attempt to enter the library, the police will be called, and I will be escorted from the premises. I believe you are an MP for all the people in […]

Made a ‘land-grab’ for territory outside his jurisdiction Flouted ‘International law,’ according to Boris Johnson… Had the audacity to protect Russians living in Ukraine Wished to expand the evil-empire at the cost of many lives brought us to the brink of war to glorify his name Condemned by International opinion Unjustified aggression on the part […]

I used to work in Learning disabilities.

Vladimir Putin is a highly intelligent and successful leader of his country.  The largest country in the world, with huge natural assets.  He deserves a lot more respect from Western powers, who seem to have nothing but  disdain for his opinions.  There is far more to his actions than we have been told in our […]

Ready to spread the new variant all around the globe.

Dear Sister Genevieve, I’d like you to know, we don’t appreciate you putting pressure on mum to move back to Yorkshire. She is very happy here among her own possessions and is surrounded by caring experienced people. It would be extremely disruptive for a lady of mum’s age when she is so frail, with very […]

Hostel staff unable to search his room for knife due to “lack of training.”

Let it be known, that the increasing cases of the new strain are caused by idiots not having the vaccine, and not by air-passengers from India and Pakistan spreading it all over the streets of Lancashire.

And they are?

And getting paler all the time.

Armed robbery Pointing a gun at a pregnant female Assaulting a police officer Resisting arrest Offering drugs to a primary school Bag handler Pimping the arm of the law Saying; “Just wait till I get up from here.  I’m gonna make you sorry you even had a knee!”  

Twisting everything he says Encouraging rioters to break the law Fuelling the frenzy Praising the piss of Joe Biden

There’s a fair old chance he could be right. Let’s hope so, because a vaccine isn’t just a formality!

On the face of it, the President’s comments about injecting disinfectant straight into the body sound extremely dangerous, but there is some logic behind his thinking. He has obviously heard that disinfectant kills the virus, and was wondering if there was something in it which could be used to help cure the illness. No-one is […]

‘Not clear enough, for party goers!” says Guardian stiff.

Here in Normal-town, people do as they are told.  They never disobey the curfew. They never put other people at risk.  They always think about others.

Have been paying for dirt on Trump, for years.

First he was young, then he was old. Then he was a rapist, then he was not. We can change the law when ever we like, because we are the justice system.

We’d been childhood sweethearts for eight years until we got married.  It was only in our fiftieth year that things began to get sour.  The first argument we had was about how many lumps of sugar to put in your coffee.  I looked back at her behaviour on the park bench, where we courted so […]

I was on the West-bank today, putting out some rubbish and taking the higher moral ground. I saw some men in uniform having a bit of fun shunting a sack of offal around on the floor.  They were laughing their heads off…as it got caught under the wheels.

WE NEVER PROSECUTE ANY VULNERABLE PEOPLE WE DO NOT LISTEN TO RUMOUR OR IDLE SPECULATION OUR DECISIONS ARE ALWAYS COMPLETELY IMPARTIAL WE DO NOT HAVE ANY FRIENDS WORKING FOR THE MET

Will you please get it through your thick heads.   It’s simply a matter of having a different point of view than that promulgated by the Establishment.

Of young Sudesh Amman, shot dead yesterday while rampaging through the streets of London with a knife.  What kind of life did this poor young man have to make him so desperate and bitter.

Just goes to show; you shouldn’t read anything into things you don’t know about.

“Shocking!” says child serial killer. All sections of society should be represented.