Author Archives: Godfrey Winklebacker

Sepsis kills one in five

Thank God for that!

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Second impeachment for Trump…

Democrats are fuming with indignation and disgust because the President did not ask the permission of Congress before suddenly removing one of America’s greatest enemies. And thereby take away the element of surprise. Sometimes I think the Clinton’s are working for the Arabs.

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Sir Cliff to represent UK in next year’s Eurovision

Demanded by a huge number of adoring fans A suitable epitaph for the Peter Pan of pop Third time lucky we hope! Sir Cliff reputed to be “ecstatic!” Never caught with his trousers down in a public toilet

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A nice compliment

Paid a visit to the nearby supermarket this morning because the Little Shitzah had drunk all the milk during the night. There’s a beautiful dark haired lady whose worked their for years, but recently she has put on a lot of weight. As I rubbed my eyes at the check-out she was jigging around at […]

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Pain-in-the-butt

Mum says Michael fled abroad to get away from you, and I believe her.

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Letter from the Prince

DEAREST GUDRUN, We have shared many secrets in the past, including the number of times Fergie went down on me in the Range Rover. All we wanted to do was have a little fun. I wasn’t cut out for married life. Simple uncomplicated sex was what we were after. With Jeff you could really be […]

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Prince Andrew

Only went to see his friend Jeffrey Epstein to tell him they couldn’t be friends anymore. It was a good flight, with clear visibility, and plenty of nice grub.

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Grand-master Grindrod

Beginning my game in the Swiss Rapid-play contest against the former International grand-master, after our formal handshake, I picked up the bishop and said… “What do you call this piece again?”

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I’ve just spoken to a Christian…

Who believes he has died nine times, and that his physical body will be restored to health by Jesus at the time of the second coming.

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Trust idiots like the British police to steal people’s parcels

With the excuse that it could be a ‘terrorist threat,’ the British police have been opening people’s private mail and snooping inside. Mail destined to go to your intended destination in forestalled and slavered over by an increasingly large herd of knobheads. Is there nothing the Government will not do to bend over backwards in […]

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The new domestic abuse bill

Yet another way to stereo-type men as rapists, aggressors and abusers. Another one-sided version of the truth.

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Politics at one on the BBC

“We’ve always asked: what would it take for the public to turn against Trump”

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Mariah Carey

Hired a private jet for her pet pooches to be taken over to London. RESPECT!

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Peabody said this…

I don’t know if agent Peabody is familiar to any of you, but if he’s not, just to fill you in: he’s been my stool pigeon for the last few years down at HQ, where he says the boys upstairs are very sick bastards indeed. According to Peabody, at least, a lot of them are […]

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Well done mom!

You hid the laundry basket in the only place I didn’t think to look; the shower cubicle.

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Further gaslighting

“You, are a maniac! “No I’m not!” The guy lit a fag and glanced at me. “How do you know whether its just in your brain?” “Are you trying to undermine my self confidence, or something…” “You are dangerous!” “That’s what you think.” “We value all our differences…” “We are all just as good as […]

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Aren’t people wonderful 2

Violence is wrong Displays of aggression are morally repugnant Power is wrong Lying can get you into serious hot water Anger is the spawn of the devil

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Schools: funding down

Due to a short fall some Education Authorities are having to cut back on school hours, shocking though it may seem. We may even see a four-and-a-half day week. I heard one girl cry; “We love school! We want our day back!”

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Set the house on fire

Pain-in-the-butt Came back from the group to find all the electrical devices on and smoke filling the kitchen. The Little Shitzah was no-where to be seen, but I did hear some singing coming from the garden: “Who’s mummy’s little girl…”

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They whisper in corners…

I saw mom and Kevin whispering in the garden. He advised her to shove all her spare savings from her Santander account into his. Mom has been wanting to go to Roy’s for days, but when the good step-son had gone she started her antics again; “Where is my handbag. What have you done with […]

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Aylsham town centre

I noticed one of the pigs stood outside the bank in the Market place this week, just as the kids were pouring out of school. Its busy at that time, and quite noisy. He was stood against the wall watching everyone, so I cycled up alongside. “Seen any you fancy yet?” I asked him.

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The right to manipulate the public

Politicians are saying its wrong for companies to try and influence voters on-line, yet they do it all the time.

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Nancy Pelosi slurred speech slur

I can never understand a word she says anyhow.

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Tony Slattery’s gone insane…

“Lost the plot!” That’s putting it mildly.

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Peter and Mimi

I met Peter and Mimi on the path. Thought I would test their reaction: what do you think of people who tell lies.. who just use other people for what they can get, who go behind your back, who think its funny when they get you into trouble… who even get leech Brenda to do […]

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Bright Spark

Best live band I have heard in years…Bostik was busy doing his puzzles the whole time in preparation for Heather’s break. I thought Hannah was nice. She smiled a lot. Mortimer looked like an old turtle. What really made my night (apart from wearing my stars and strips hat) was the eighteen year old pool […]

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Face-book censorship

I had the pleasure of hearing Nick Griffin on Question time some years ago. In spite of constant heckling from members of the panel and sniping from the audience he came across as the only reasonable person in the room. Every time he tried to speak morons attempted to interrupt him or twist what he […]

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The burning of Notre Dame

I watched President Macron walking through Paris today. He didn’t appear to be smiling. If it was one of the yellow-vests I doubt if we will ever get to know.

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Dear Divine Construction

‘Thank you for all the difficulties you’ve given me, for all the problems I’ve had to overcome, which have given me strength and the power of reason’

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The end of poverty, racism and discrimination!

No kidding…

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